so, liek, dis server is lit af u guys. we gotz da cure for hiv n stuff. dis 60 year old german dude came on our server n boom, no more hiv. so if u wanna be cured of any disease or just wanna have a good time, join our server now. we also got unicorns dat poop rainbows n flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here. come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Holy Grails Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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