Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
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