so, liek, dis server is lit af u guys. we gotz da cure for hiv n stuff. dis 60 year old german dude came on our server n boom, no more hiv. so if u wanna be cured of any disease or just wanna have a good time, join our server now. we also got unicorns dat poop rainbows n flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland up in here. come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
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