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Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Emeralds Found:	1986
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	201
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8920
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchantments Applied:	52	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	92	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0