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DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8391

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Emeralds Found:	8344
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	96	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Items Found:	8523	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	116	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Emeralds Found:	2731
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8795	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mines Excavated:	2234
New Chunks Explored:	681890	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	586
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Players:	94/100	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2