CrafterMistake: Biden vs Putin

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New Minecraft Servers

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sum crazy reasons why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone! also, our admins are actually aliens from outer space who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes.

if u join our server, u might even get a chance to ride a magical unicorn through a rainbow forest while fighting off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in our arena, where players can summon dragons and summon lightning strikes to defeat their opponents.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity doesn’t exist and players can fly around like superheroes? yeah, it’s pretty insane. so come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

mom, Effort, SPLIT, matress protector, PROFITS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

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New Server IP
SpoiledCraft

Cooking, Conflict Resolution, Privilege, INDEPENDENCE, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

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New Server IP
MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

North America, Non-Canadians, smp, poutine, culture

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

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New Server IP
CraftyCringeLand

toxic communities, harmful content, deep web, cyberbullying, disturbing content

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Ice Age Oasis

samples, below, frozen lake, Survival, Massive

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

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New Server IP

CrafterMistake: Biden vs Putin

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

SpoiledCraft

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

CraftyCringeLand

Ice Age Oasis