Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	135508
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	162
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7190
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

: free donation for everyone!

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	62
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	5156	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	393

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Dragon Eggs Found:	3814
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	895601
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	8501	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).