| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2293 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2848 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 441 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4296 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 548 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5149 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 736 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1981 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 857 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5883 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Ores Mined: | 1932 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 1580 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2224 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4010 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1171 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8246 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Crops Grown: | 2102 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3942 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1274 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2110 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1435 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7656 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1585 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1329 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
