| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5952 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 928 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7001 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Votes: | 9962 | Crops Grown: | 2338 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 122 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 318 | Emeralds Found: | 6401 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8498 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1735 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1149 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7808 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1202 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 806 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 300 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1233 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 919 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5020 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9588 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4512 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8639 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5374 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 890 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 33081 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Ores Mined: | 5162 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3769 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
