| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2334 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 234 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6454 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 3016 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 726 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 131 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 479 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8532 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5897 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8334 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7480 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1080 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3274 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1622 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8442 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7724 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5265 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9195 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3415 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7893 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4482 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7703 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 232 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
