Craftania | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1653	Wilderness Tamed:	14

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2681
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1978	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	373
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Votes:	9622	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Towns Built:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Farms Harvested:	114	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragons Tamed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	1768
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8800
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7