Craftaholic | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addiction needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to school (but don’t tell your parents we said that).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and feed your addiction like never before! Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	167	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	2530	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3232
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	8373	New Chunks Explored:	595225
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1807
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crops Grown:	2410	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	6635	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	9414	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crops Grown:	8720
Dragon Eggs Found:	9946	Players Killed by Monsters:	6767
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Items Found:	3100	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7185	Runes Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!