Craftacat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	11347
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4191
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	1885
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	718
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4976	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Farms Harvested:	299
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	7352	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Towns Built:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1