Craftacat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2691	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	626

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ores Mined:	6004	Astral Projections Made:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Potions Brewed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2228	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7547	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magic Items Found:	6575
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	359735
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	2302	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4772	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9291
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	129423
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7801	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

Players:	96/600	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Votes:	8384	Animals Bred:	76
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13