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BlockyBoobOpinions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Farms Harvested:	762	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Potions Brewed:	142
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crops Grown:	3566

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

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Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Website	Discord Server

Overview:

RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

FAQ:

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Israels Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Animals Bred:	53
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that game you used to play as a kid that you wish they would remake? Well, imagine if that game was Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockBinge

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Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t resist creating a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Whatever your addiction may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild!

Join us and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Theater. Minecraft server

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OPENING SEPTEMBER 29, 2024

Join our discord server

Server ideaPlayers are divided into 4 teams. Everyone lives in the same city, but each team builds its own area. Players receive server currency (Importance Points) when they complete various tasks: extracting resources, building beautiful buildings, streaming, shooting videos, creating and participating in events, and much more.

The server is based on the idea of a RP with its presidents, ministers, and cities. However, the server does not focus on playing RP: whether to RP or not is everyone’s choice

Significance points have two meanings:1. Server currency. For Significance Points, you can buy not only resources from other players, but also, for example, repeal a law, buy a player for your team, or advertise on the official server account.2. Place in the ranking among other players. When a player buys something with them, they are subtracted from his rating and added to the seller’s rating. The total points of a team’s players is the team’s place in the ranking among the other three teams. Therefore, by your actions you can raise your rating and the team’s rating, as well as lower them. The position in the ranking determines who will be president, the players of which team are chosen as ministers, and the like.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Davidscloud: Where even the creepers get together for a tea party! Join now! 😂

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About Davidscloud
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection
Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life
With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds
Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Another Tidbit
Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account. Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows.

Got questions?
Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Server Information
Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132 For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

FAQ

Q: How do I protect my buildings on the server?

A: You can protect your buildings by claiming blocks using our grief prevention system. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime.

Q: Are pets protected on the server?

A: Yes, pets are also protected in the same fashion as your claimed blocks.

Q: Can I play on the server with my friends who use Bedrock version?

A: Yes, our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions. You can play with your friends regardless of the platform they use.

Q: What additional worlds are available on the server?

A: In addition to the traditional Survival world, we have an Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. We are also working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible via our Hub.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can join our Discord server to learn about commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPoke – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of collecting trainers instead of Pokémon! Join us for real-time battles and outrageous adventures that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Our Sync Grid Simulator will have you strategizing like a pro, while our Eggmon viability guide/tier list will have you hatching the most epic creatures you’ve ever seen.

And don’t even get us started on our Legendary Gauntlet Info – it’s so legendary, it’ll make your head spin! Plus, our Model ripping/datamining project FAQ is so top secret, you’ll feel like a spy just reading it.

Join us for upcoming events that will blow your mind, and don’t forget to check out our Pokémon Masters EX soundtrack – it’s so lit, you’ll be dancing in your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3543	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MoneyMakin’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your personal information will be kept safe and sound! Unlike some people who think it’s okay to share your salary with the whole world, we understand the importance of privacy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret society dedicated to keeping your salary a secret. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone who can keep their salary under wraps.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t tell anyone how much you make, or you might end up in hot water like poor old Mrs. Pickle Ball over here. Let’s keep it light, keep it fun, and most importantly, keep it private. See you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8266	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ores Mined:	5218	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7