| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7481 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1394 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7980 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 159 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6991 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Votes: | 7825 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 699 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1587 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6772 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 228 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9520 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4013 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9217 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6802 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9518 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9639 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6085 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 497836 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2896 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5394 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 182 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9042 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8242 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
