| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7871 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 341 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1893 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1657 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 170992 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7082 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 5458 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9193 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 3239 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4710 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 185 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 161 |
| Farms Harvested: | 829 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 521 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Votes: | 3304 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9633 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5505 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6186 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7548 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3140 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7182 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4961 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6521 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2468 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 114 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 915 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 2167 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7603 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8919 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5544 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.
if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.
our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.
so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4525 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 20197 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
