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Secrets Revealed 1.20.2

1.20.2, ADMISSION, confession, Deception, Deliberate, doubt, hidden agenda., Honesty, Intentional, Manipulation, Motive, purposeful, Questioning, Reveal, reveal the truth, Revealed, Secrets, speculation, suspicion, Truth, uncertainty, uncovering the truth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, for starters, we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap like Eminem. And don’t even get me started on the chickens that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	3384	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	9095	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	61
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8579	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9340	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1606	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	162
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1