| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7490 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
crackedhypixel.cf
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8850 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 443 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6186 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2111 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 205446 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7481 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4917 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5921 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8278 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8298 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 928 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8446 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?
Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7437 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3592 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7635 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6105 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6826 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 131 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9466 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
bixomi.aternos.me:52610
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8755 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3158 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 318 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.
So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.
