| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6994 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 248 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8884 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9587 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5362 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8411 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2807 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5973 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 181 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1210 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2703 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3501 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1408 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Ores Mined: | 7043 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1201 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5854 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7035 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1581 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1665 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4869 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5368 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 864217 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6714 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 660 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3326 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
