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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	54	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8140
Runes Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	3493
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	552348
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crops Grown:	1370	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2845

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7