CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8016	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	653
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	424746
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5294	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3843
Dimension Hops:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9863	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4