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ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	584
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	5331
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Potions Brewed:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!

What is the IP for Lady Luck HQ Minecraft Server?

betting big in vegas, big win, Casino, casino games, gambling on slots, high limit room, high limit slots, how to play slot machines, jackpot, jackpot in vegas, lady, lady luck, Lady luck hq, lady luck slots, Las Vegas, las vegas slots, las vegas vlogger, live slot play, live slot play at casino, LUCK, lucky slots today, massive jackpot, Minecraft, real life casino, Server, slot channel, Slot machine, slot machine win, slots today, vegas slot machines, vegas vlog, Venetian, what to play in las vegas

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Lady Luck HQ is a popular social media influencer known for her gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a passion for casino games and a knack for big wins, she has gained a large following for her entertaining and engaging videos. Lady Luck HQ showcases her gaming adventures, big wins, and strategies for success in the world of gambling, making her a go-to source for anyone interested in the casino and gaming industry.

Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, lamp, lamp survival, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4297	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ores Mined:	6402	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

tu.vanilla-box.ru

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	3783
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

Players:	102/600	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2513
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7