CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

Active Discord, Chunk Backups, close-knit group, Community Focused, Community members, CrabCraft, crabs, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, Inspired, java, Land, Minecraft, player, Player Shops, Safe Environment, SEASON 2, Server, shopping, Shops, simple voice chat, spree, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Potions Brewed:	144
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Towns Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Votes:	4985
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	236
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Votes:	6240	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	870
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4041	Undead Armies Raised:	5

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	6734
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!