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Just a group of dudes in their early 20s looking for more people to come on and form a little community. The server is brand new! So you won’t be far behind!
Plugins installed on server: Harbor, Timber, Angelchest, SetHome
smp.crabbyminecraft.net
| Opened | 14th December |
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| Modpack | Contains over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, BoP, BWG, Hexerei, and various dimension mods |
| Community Projects |
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| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Head over to the discord link provided, introduce yourself, and be whitelisted. |
| What type of players is the server looking for? | Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, communicate and work together, and want a server that will stick around. |
| What dimensions are currently open on the server? | Twilight Forest is currently the only dimension open, with plans to gradually open more as community events. |
| What are some planned projects on the server? | Planned projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, and community farms. |
Because who needs real, interpersonal love when you can have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?
Keep your oshi’s boyfriend a secret on our server and watch the drama unfold as you try to hide your virtual relationship from other players.
Or be open about having a boyfriend on our server and experience the joy of catching people talking smack about him behind your back.
Come join us for a wild ride of virtual relationships and drama, because who needs real life when you have Minecraft?
| About Us |
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| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! |
| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. |
| Server Specs: |
| Platform: Fabric 1.21.4 |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM: 8GB (64 Total) |
| Mods & Tweaks |
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| We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided! |
| Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: |
| Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory |
| Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat |
| ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed |
| Mobs & Players Drop Heads |
| Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief |
| Accelerated Leaf Decay |
| Minecarts now run 4x faster |
| Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net |
| Application Process |
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| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: |
| Join our Discord Server here! |
| Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link |
| Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview |
| Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
We don’t discriminate against collapsed brains, we embrace them. So if you wanna feel bad for yourself and beg for validation about how smart you are, this is the place for you.
Blame the school, not yourself, bro. Join our server and let your collapsed brain roam free. Just remember, we’re all a little messed up here, but that’s what makes us special. So come on, join us in the land of the lost geniuses.
Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through social interactions gone wrong, just like when Gaven ordered for our player without permission, leading to a cringe-worthy confrontation at the sushi restaurant. Will you be able to handle the pressure and avoid becoming the next Gaven on our server?
Join now for a chance to test your social skills in a virtual world where you can learn from Gaven’s mistakes and avoid being the awkward third wheel in someone else’s sushi date. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about proper sushi date etiquette on our server!
Are you tired of feeling like an accessory in your own relationship? Well, on our server, you can be the priority! No more feeling like second best to your husband’s best friend. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority.
Experience family trips like never before, where you won’t feel like just an accessory. Say goodbye to feeling left out while your husband and his best friend have all the fun. On our server, family trips are all about YOU!
Join us for after-work drinks that last for hours on end. Who needs a quick drink when you can have a marathon drinking session with your best friend? Let the bromance flow freely on our server.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and say goodbye to feeling like you’re in second place. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority. Join now for a bromance-filled adventure like no other!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can build a house in 0.5 seconds flat. And rumor has it, if you find his secret treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.
On our server, you can build massive mansions, drive luxury cars made out of diamonds, and even have your own personal army of iron golems to protect you from any pesky mobs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of billionaires who use their wealth and power for good, fighting off evil mobs and saving innocent villagers. Join us and become a hero in the Minecraft world!
So why settle for being a basic player when you can be a billionaire hero on our server? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!
if you wanna be part of the action, join us now and help us take down those pesky russians in the virtual world. we have epic battles, crazy explosions, and tons of fun waiting for you. don’t miss out on the most intense minecraft experience of your life. join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!
