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Just a group of dudes in their early 20s looking for more people to come on and form a little community. The server is brand new! So you won’t be far behind!
Plugins installed on server: Harbor, Timber, Angelchest, SetHome
smp.crabbyminecraft.net
I mean, who needs real life drama when you can just chill and build epic castles and stuff in this server? Plus, you can totally prank your friends by hiding TNT everywhere and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s all in good fun, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in this server. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying noobs left and right, feeling like a total boss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone falls into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?
Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!
I’m talking about a server where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance. It’s like a fever dream, but in Minecraft form.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to unwind after a long day of teleporting around? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Sunday. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more spitting.
So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, then come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is unpredictable, just like this server.
Join us and witness the epic tale of the legendary chicken who saved the entire server from a horde of evil creepers by laying explosive eggs! Yes, you heard that right, explosive eggs! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Ever seen a pig ride a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, get ready to witness that and more on our server. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and unforgettable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.
build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!
| Features |
|---|
| Vanilla gameplay, no plugins besides anticheat |
| A focus on pvp rivalries and war |
| Semi-anarchy, only rule is no hacking |
| Amazing community |
To join the server’s Discord, click here
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server completely new? | Yes, it is a completely new server. |
| What is the focus of gameplay on this server? | The server focuses on pvp rivalries and war. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | The only rule is no hacking. |
| Is there a Discord community for the server? | Yes, you can join the Discord community by clicking the provided link above. |
Imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in intense PvP matches.
But wait, there’s more! You can also team up with your friends to take on epic quests and defeat powerful bosses.
And get this, there are secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world just waiting to be discovered.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.
So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can capture one of these creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being showered with attention and hunting down rare and magical creatures! Who needs to be lied to when you can be entertained by our outrageous stories and adventures?
