Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	6885
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	556006
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	142
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	68
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Star Shards Collected:	124
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	New Chunks Explored:	582524
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.