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CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Void Gems Collected:	21

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	284084	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	8154	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3002	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	940817
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7485
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Void Gems Collected:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragons Tamed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	973

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ores Mined:	637	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Villages Defended:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0