Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crops Grown:	7692	Mines Excavated:	4622
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6801
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CringeCraft_Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	9625
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9080	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Star Shards Collected:	289
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	4033	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	126

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7599
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2839	Players Killed by Monsters:	4286
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	263
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

BIBLE, biblical interpretation, biblical teachings, Christianity, consent, controversial, controversial topics, Crafty, Ethics, Interpretation, Minecraft, morality, pro-pedophilia, pro-rape, Religion, religious beliefs, religious controversy, religious debate, religious text, sacred text, scripture, Server, sexual abuse, The Bible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.