Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	110	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	6883
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3345
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	138061
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1024	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9894
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Warning

Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3553
Buildings Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.