Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	176
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2499	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	199
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	64

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	8656	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Warning

Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	3692
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!