Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Forgotten Series Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that everyone else is on? Well, look no further because our server is so forgotten that it’s actually remembered! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding sheep).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night? Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in their best diamond armor for a chance to win a shiny new sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players battle it out on the backs of clucking chickens for glory and bragging rights.

So come on down to our forgotten-but-remembered Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftingChallenged

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Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	689	Divine Spears Created:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3349
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AquaApocalypseCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, AquaApocalypseCraft, climate change, crop production, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, food security, Freshwater, global warming, Global water cycle, human history, Irrigation, Natural resources, off balance, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water scarcity

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lovver

base raiding, Community, Discord, discord server, Environment, Events, free, Giveaways, Ip:, Join, Nitro, Prizes, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, weekend events

We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3748
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyNoobz

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2507	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	138

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!