Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	367068
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Warning

Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Star Shards Collected:	278	Crops Grown:	2693
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Towns Built:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CringeCraft_Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1107	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!