CPSCraft: Parental Neglect Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	597	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1870

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

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Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ores Mined:	9388	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	4693	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2814	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	82

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	140
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1