Cozy Corner: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is your latte! 1.21 update now served with a side of maturity and Discord banter.

[core protect], active community members, Application Process, Backpacks, banter, Chat, chatty, close-knit, Community, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, Discord, Dynmap, home, latte, Maturity, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, served, Side, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, voice mod, welcome channel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Votes:	4663	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	Cozy Corner Minecraft Server
Server Type	Minecraft Java Server
Community Age	21+
Server Features	Backpacks /spawn /home Dynmap Vanilla Tweaks datapacks Core protect Optionally use proximity chat voice mod
Discord Community	Closely related to the Minecraft server, offers cozy game chats
Application Process	Small application process to join the server and check out rules
Community Members	Looking for active members to build a close-knit community
Contact	For questions, message on Discord: https://discord.gg/5BZDGHQ986

FAQ

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is running Minecraft Java version 1.21

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap, Vanilla Tweaks datapacks, core protect, and optionally uses the proximity chat voice mod.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: You can join the community by going through a small application process and checking out the rules on the Discord server provided.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, the community is for individuals aged 21 and above.

Q: What happens if I am not active on the server?

A: Members who go an extended period without sending a message may get kicked to ensure a chatty and close-knit community.

Q: Can I chat with other community members aside from playing on the server?

A: Yes, the Discord community offers chats about cozy games and other cozy interests like reading, plants, and nature.

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	170	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	813533
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	1805	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	124	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3875
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Buildings Constructed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	454	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	8689
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	2841
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	101	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9005
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2986
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!