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Minecraft MiseryLand

Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, dismal, distressing, dreary, Experience, Forlorn, gloomy, heart-wrenching, Melancholy, Minecraft, miserable place, MiseryLand, Pitiful, Somber, sorrowful, travel, Unfortunate, Unhappy, worst place, Wretched

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Votes:	2365
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Have you ever been to a Minecraft server so boring that even the creepers fell asleep? Well, not anymore! Join our server and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join us and become a knight of the Chicken King, fighting off evil cows and sheep with your trusty sword made of enchanted bacon.

So, if you’re tired of mundane Minecraft servers and want to experience the craziest adventures of your life, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake.

UkraineCraft2020

administration, Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, solidarity, transatlantic partnership, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5216	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
New Chunks Explored:	831604	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9070	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Star Shards Collected:	292	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so, like, this server is totally epic, just like trump telling europe he’s got ukraine’s back, bro. we got crazy battles and wars happening all the time, just like in real life. join us and be part of the action, man. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. it’s like a real-life conspiracy, dude. so come on, join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SibCraft: Bonded Minds

Adulthood, better cognitive functioning, Bonded, brain health, Childhood, cognitive health, Emotional support, family relationships, frequent contact, healthy aging, Lifelong connections, long-term effects, mental health, Minds.., old age, older adults, positive impact, positive interactions, SibCraft, sibling bonds, Siblings, Social Connections, study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Crops Grown:	3895	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ores Mined:	1124	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, if u wanna keep ur brain all smart and stuff when u old, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, it’s been scientifically proven that if u have good times with ur siblings when u small, ur brain will be all sharp when u old. so, like, come join this server and make some sibling-like bonds with ur minecraft buddies, and u gonna be a genius when u old. plus, like, u gotta stay in touch with ur siblings even when u grown up, so, like, stay connected on this server and keep ur brain all healthy and stuff. trust me, it’s science.

dnmc

activities, airdrops, B Ward, cells, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, dnmc, Fishing, Guards, mine, nostalgic, Npcs, patarhd, Prison, Progression, PVP Events, Quests, Roleplay, Showcase, warzone, Website

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	81587
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	5292
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison
PvP Events
Non-P2W
Cosmetics

Activities & Progression:

Cells
Quests
Commissary
Fishing
Guards (coming soon)

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
Are there any PvP events?	Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can I farm gems in the prison?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in your cell.
What special items can I sell at the Commissary?	You can sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Are there any rare rewards while fishing?	Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

True Crafters Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Authenticity, Bond, brotherhood, Community, Crafters, culture, family, genuine, Honor, Integrity, loyalty, niggas, Only, pride, real, Realm, Respect, solidarity, street, tradition, True, Trust, Unity

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Potions Brewed:	42	Dimension Hops:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Items Found:	8200
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be poppin’ off like fireworks on the Fourth of July. We got creepers droppin’ it low, skeletons breakin’ it down, and zombies tryna hit the dab.

If you ain’t afraid to throw hands with some Endermen or challenge a pack of wolves to a dance battle, then this server is where you belong, my dude.

We got custom mods that’ll make your head spin faster than a pig in a tornado. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we got diamonds for days, baby!

So if you think you got what it takes to survive in this crazy world of blocky madness, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Real niggas only, no scrubs allowed. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🎮

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	83	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	5299
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	1824
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8592	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1398

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	1311
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	9408
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	234604
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	9013

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

Players:	94/200	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2