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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Void Armor Forged:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

GeorgiaElectionRiot

activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, Countrywide strike, Democracy, demonstration, Electoral Process, georgia, GeorgiaElectionRiot, Government, grassroots movement, new elections, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, political movement, political reform, Political unrest, protest, public outcry, social change, voting rights

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing we’re striking for is new elections in Georgia! why vote when you can mine for diamonds and build giant statues of your favorite politician instead? join us and be part of the revolution…or just come for the memes and chaotic energy, either way it’s gonna be a blast! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in our server? come on, you know you want to!

MinedHype

borders, Builds, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, MinedHype, Nether, Prizes, Protection, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9337

MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Version	Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience
Grief Protection	Claims system in place
Whitelist	No whitelist required
P2W	No pay-2-win features
Economy	No economy/money plugin
Cross-Play	Bedrock & Java Cross-Play enabled

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to Minecraft server IP: play.minedhype.com

Q: Are there any in-game rules I need to follow?

A: Visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information

Q: Is there a map of the server available online?

A: Yes, you can view the web-based online server map at https://map.minedhype.com/

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes

Q: Can I have my own shop in the server?

A: Yes, there is a public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: CoreProtect is used to help protect the server

Q: Can I teleport to a random location on the server?

A: Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, attractive characters, body positivity, character design, Diversity, Echoes, entertainment industry, Ethereal, fan base, fat characters, Gaming, hololive, Japanese culture, Live streaming, obese characters, Online Community, online streaming, representation, success, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where the characters are thicc and chunky like a delicious bowl of chunky soup? Join this server if you wanna see some absolute units waddling around and building epic structures with their chunky little hands. Who needs skinny legends when you can have big beautiful blocky babes? It’s like a buffet of beefy pixels just waiting for you to dig in and have a feast for your eyes. Don’t be a skinny legend, be a chunky monkey on this Minecraft server!

BF’s Oath Ceremony Minecraft Server

BFs, Boyfriend, ceremony, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Event, family, Girlfriend, high school sweethearts, hurt feelings, long term relationship, loyalty, Minecraft, nonrefundable booking, Oath, Planning, Priorities, relationship, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

So, imagine this: you’re all set to attend your boyfriend’s oath-taking ceremony, you’ve booked a hotel, planned a mountain climbing activity, and even made sure to look for the best deals. But then, plot twist! His mom decides to swoop in and steal your spot at the last minute. Like, what even? And to top it all off, he suggests you just wait outside in the cold while his mom takes your place. Rude much?

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise no last-minute family drama will ruin your plans. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero chance of getting ditched for a family member. Plus, we guarantee that no one will frown at you for making the best decision for yourself. So come on over and let’s build a world where you’re always the star of the show!

ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad

AITAH, brat kids, bully, by-law, Chemicals, children, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, driveway, elderly neighbours, ElderlyNeighborShovelSquad, foster kids, Fostering, free, Help, hire someone, Kids, lawn, Miserly, MONEY, neighbourhood, nice area, Old, old folks home, partner, Pollinators, refusing, Rent, Seniors, Shovel, speak, top rated elementary school, ungrateful, young family

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.

Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!

Craftflix: Build, Mine, Binge!

Binge, binge watching, BUILD, comedy, Craftflix, documentary, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, original content, Recommendation, review, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2919
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of binge-watching Netflix shows and craving some real adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle fearsome creepers, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Forget about Netflix, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge).

Join now and experience the best show of your life – Minecraft style!

PutinPartyCraft

activism, anti-government, bratislava, Corruption, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Meeting, opposition, political controversy, Politics, pro-Moscow, protest, public outcry, putin, PutinPartyCraft, russia, Slovakia, Slovakian PM Fico, Stance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4172
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more drama den a soap opera in Bratislava! our players be protestin’ against our own PM Fico for meetin’ with Putin and bein’ all pro-Moscow n’ stuff. it’s like a political showdown in a blocky world, fam. come join da chaos and build ur own revolution in dis wild server! ain’t no dull moments here, only non-stop action and controversy. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to shake things up in dis insane minecraft server!

Webbed Rockz & Plantz

arachnids, Biodiversity, ecosystem, entomology, environmental adaptation, Evolution, habitats, History, insects, Nature, Plants, Plantz, PREDATORS, rocks, Rockz, silk, silk production, spider behavior, spider silk, spider webs, Spiders, Webbed, Webs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	8454	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

lol imagine a world where spiders are like, “yo, let’s build our webs on a MINECRAFT SERVER instead!” join our server and witness the epic battle between the spiders and the creepers as they fight for dominance over the land.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

alexa, Allowed, biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyHub, extra work, firmness, Food Safety, Honesty, husband, leftovers, Lies, lying.., manager level, Marriage, new years, procrastination, relationships, Trust, wasting food

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

DayDreamin’ SMP: Relive & LOL!

DayDreamin, lol, RELIVE, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But then I found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, so it was totally worth it.

And the best part is, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out with enchanted weapons and armor. I once fought a guy who had a pet dragon and I still won because I’m just that good.

So, like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

CraftyAdviceWorks

bizarre guidance, bizarre suggestions that work, CraftyAdviceWorks, eccentric advice, eccentric tips that work, odd suggestions, odd tips that work, offbeat wisdom, outlandish advice, outlandish guidance that works, peculiar guidance, peculiar tips, quirky advice that works, quirky suggestions, strange advice that works, strange tips, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unconventional wisdom that works, unusual recommendations, weird advice

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because on our server, the weirder the advice, the better it works!

Join us and discover the magical powers of building a house out of nothing but melons, or the secret to finding diamonds by serenading them with a ukulele. Our players have reported insane success rates with these wacky techniques, so why not give it a try yourself?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain access to their hidden treasures? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crops Grown:	5668	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29