| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8876 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
216.245.176.197:25631
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6038 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 886 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6275 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Mines Excavated: | 3909 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8939 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 734 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 6122 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2808 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8874 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9402 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8678 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6460 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4195 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7490 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6846 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5217 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7409 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6521 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9565 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 142 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 932 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5956 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6691 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4293 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
