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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5571 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4727 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
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