Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers

  • WAAA Minecraft Server

    WAAA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaging in a heated battle. But wait, it’s not just any battle – it’s a hilarious slapstick comedy routine gone wrong! Witness players like Soijak and Giga getting into all sorts of wacky shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    And that’s not all! Our server is full of surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that shoot laser beams to secret underground dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Animals Bred: 95 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

    ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

    We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Potions Brewed: 134 Enchantments Applied: 186
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Coworker Clash Minecraft Server

    Coworker Clash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable quilt makers ruining your precious memories? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will steal your t-shirts and turn them into a disaster! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps, but we promise your virtual quilts will remain safe and sound. Plus, we offer a special discount for all players who have been scammed by shady quilt makers in the past. So come join us and let’s quilt our way to victory, one pixel at a time!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop

    StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

    Just like the bride who didn’t invite her stepmom to go wedding dress shopping, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions. Will you include your stepmom in your Minecraft adventures, or keep her on the sidelines like a distant relative?

    With crazy family dynamics and unexpected confrontations, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and join the fun – just remember, family drama is always included at no extra charge!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Gods Slained: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP

    FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InevitableCraft

    InevitableCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDefenseUS

    CraftyDefenseUS
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5081 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

    Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟
    NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
    📽️ Trailer/Showcase: Watch Now
    🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
    🎉 Join our Discord: Discord Invite

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
    🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
    💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
    🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
    🔒 Graylist System: Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
    🗣️ Active Community/Discord: Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
    ⚡ Dedicated Server: Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

    Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

    Q: Are there any application processes to join?

    A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

    Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

    Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

    A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

    Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

    A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

    Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

    A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

    Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

    A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Potions Brewed: 133
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

    Pixel Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2459 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Emeralds Found: 5822 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Towns Built: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Potions Brewed: 134
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5944
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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