CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles

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Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	57	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	66
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Farms Harvested:	551
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3216
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	4153
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9810
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.