Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

    So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

    Medbros Mine-tastic Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

    3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

    4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Farms Harvested: 190
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

    But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

    If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

    So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8964 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 194
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 New Chunks Explored: 557324
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dimension Hops: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7652
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Crops Grown: 9606
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Players Killed by Monsters: 875
    Magic Items Found: 8485 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

    GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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