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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1225 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 897 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3683 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Just like my cousin’s relationship with his older girlfriend, our server is full of surprises. You never know what you’ll find around the corner or who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a llama who’s secretly a wizard.
And just like my cousin’s girlfriend, our server is dedicated to making you feel special. We’ll shower you with gifts and make sure you’re having the time of your life. Who needs a 60-year-old grandma when you have a Minecraft server like this?
So come on, join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in the form of a pixelated pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!