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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1015 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 4042 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 527953 |
Just like my cousin’s relationship with his older girlfriend, our server is full of surprises. You never know what you’ll find around the corner or who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a llama who’s secretly a wizard.
And just like my cousin’s girlfriend, our server is dedicated to making you feel special. We’ll shower you with gifts and make sure you’re having the time of your life. Who needs a 60-year-old grandma when you have a Minecraft server like this?
So come on, join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in the form of a pixelated pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!