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Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Votes:	9847
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mines Excavated:	2255
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	357054
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6668	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	2267
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6902	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Farms Harvested:	358	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

CraftyCombatVets

active military members, Challenges, Country, CraftyCombatVets, current state, Duty, experiences, feelings, Government, loyalty, Opinions, patriotism, Perspectives, perspectives on country., Politics, pride, sacrifice, service, society, united states, Veterans

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1152
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world and all its chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!

For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!

CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch

Canada, CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch, Denies, March, mexico, POSTPONED, Tariffs, White House

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun!

Mom’s Crafty Crew

advice, appreciation, caretaking, Crafty, Credit, CREW, Experience, family, guidance, intuition, love, maternal instincts, moms, Motherhood, Nurturing, parenting, recognition, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	2065	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

yo, dis server be lit af. like, u ever wanna build a house outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle? well dis be the place for u. we got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and u can tame a dragon to be ur loyal steed.

also, did i mention dat we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely outta gold blocks? yea, dat’s right. and every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in da server and grants u three wishes.

so, if u wanna join a server where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops, den come join us. plus, all da moms approve of dis server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come on, what are u waiting for? join now before da dragons take over da world!

Tiger Tamer’s Den

Biodiversity, communities, conservation, Den, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, human-wildlife conflict, India, living standards, poaching, prey, Sustainable development, Tamers, tiger, tiger conservation, tiger population, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife management, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

come join our epic minecraft server where we double the fun just like india doubled its tiger population! protect your builds from griefers and creepers, ensure there’s enough loot for everyone, reduce the conflict between players, and increase the standards of living in your virtual world! we promise you’ll have a roaring good time!

Players:	92/100	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	642008