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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7512 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 139 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!