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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3393 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!