CousinClash Minecraft Server

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyWeirdos

BIZARRE, CraftyWeirdos, Cultural differences, cultural norms, customs, eccentric, foreign customs, global differences, global perspectives, international customs, local traditions, normal, odd, peculiar, societal norms, societal practices, societal quirks, strange, Traditions, Unique, UNUSUAL

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Dragon Eggs Found:	1697	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

China, Chinese companies, Chinese exports, economic impact, export limitations, geopolitical tensions, global trade, international relations, material, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceutical manufacturing, PharmaCraft, Raw, raw material exports, raw materials, russia, Russian imports., Russian pharma, sanctions, supply chain disruption, trade restrictions, trade sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8322	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Limitless Life Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

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Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

About the Server:

Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

What We Offer:

Complete Freedom	Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
Collaborative Play	We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
Massive Projects	Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

Mods:

Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

What We’re Looking For:

Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

Only join if you plan on being active.

https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

accident, Boredom, campus, collapse, college, comedy, CRAZE, crotch, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Food, Friends, funny, House, injury, LEAVING, medicine ball, Minecraft, Pain, reaction, regret, Server, Story, stupid

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	324576	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3919	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

Alone Time, celebration planning, Communication, compromise, exclusion, family bonding, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family visit, father daughter relationship, father-daughter time, LunchLand, prioritizing feelings, step mom, step parent, StepMomSnubbed, university ring celebration

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DreamCrafters

Analysis, common themes, Desires, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, DreamCrafters, dreams, emotions, FEARS, Interpretation, Memories, Nightmares, patterns, Psychology, recurring, Sleeping, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal, symbols

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	3390
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Buildings Constructed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33