CousinClash Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	106
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and boundaries! Just like this player’s dorm room, our server has a strict one-person rule – because who wants to deal with overbearing cousins demanding to move in, am I right? 😂

Join us and escape the drama of family pressure and temporary stays that turn into months (we’ve all been there, trust us). Build your own virtual oasis where you can focus on your studies (or just goof off with friends, we won’t judge).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without sacrificing your own comfort and space. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into letting anyone crash at your virtual pad! 😉🎮

So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together – because family drama is best left in the real world, not in our Minecraft server! 😆💥

Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, lamp, lamp survival, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

tu.vanilla-box.ru

Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	630
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	4332
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	79	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3953	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Gems Collected:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	6606

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3693
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Void Gems Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5991	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!