so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a coup attempt but in Minecraft, ya know? we got this former army general dude who’s all like “i’m gonna take over this server” but then he gets arrested by Bolivia or whatever. it’s wild, man. come join us and see if you can overthrow the government or something, lol. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of llamas you’ve ever seen. seriously, it’s worth it just for that. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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