so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a coup attempt but in Minecraft, ya know? we got this former army general dude who’s all like “i’m gonna take over this server” but then he gets arrested by Bolivia or whatever. it’s wild, man. come join us and see if you can overthrow the government or something, lol. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of llamas you’ve ever seen. seriously, it’s worth it just for that. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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