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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3512 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!